{"id":5241,"date":"2024-06-11T19:03:02","date_gmt":"2024-06-11T19:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/?p=5241"},"modified":"2024-06-11T19:03:02","modified_gmt":"2024-06-11T19:03:02","slug":"hi-honey-this-is-daddy-is-mommy-near-the-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/?p=5241","title":{"rendered":"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say but honey you don\u2019t have an Uncle Paul. Oh yes I do, &#038; he\u2019s upstairs in the room with mommy right now. Brief pause. Uh ok then I want you to put the phone down &#038; run upstairs &#038; knock on the door &#038; shout to mommy that daddy\u2019s car just pulled up. Ok daddy just a min.<\/p>\n<p>A few min later the lil girl comes back to the phone. I did it daddy. And what happened honey? Well mommy got mommy that daddy\u2019s car just pulled up. Ok daddy just a min. A few min later the lil girl comes back to the phone. I did it daddy. And what happened honey? Well mommy got scared, jumped outta bed naked &#038; ran round screamin then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser &#038; now she isn\u2019t movin at all! OMG!!!<\/p>\n<p>What about your Uncle Paul? He jumped outta the back window into the pool. But I guess he didn\u2019t know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it &#038; I think hes dead! Real long pause! Then daddy says, swimming pool? Is this 486-5732? Lil girl says No I think you have the wrong number.<\/p>\n<div class=\"684f6003e199ca137b09540a661b4c2d\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<!-- Composite Start -->\r\n<div id=\"M940464ScriptRootC1583286\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script src=\"https:\/\/jsc.adskeeper.com\/k\/o\/kohajone.press.1583286.js\" async>\r\n<\/script>\r\n<!-- Composite End -->\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5242,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5241"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5243,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5241\/revisions\/5243"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}