{"id":5276,"date":"2024-06-12T16:36:06","date_gmt":"2024-06-12T16:36:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/?p=5276"},"modified":"2024-06-12T16:36:07","modified_gmt":"2024-06-12T16:36:07","slug":"a-stupid-answer-for-a-stupid-question-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/?p=5276","title":{"rendered":"A Stupid Answer For A Stupid Question (Funny Story)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mother always told me,\u2018Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.\u2019he cops walked up to my car,<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Would you like to step out of the car?\u201dI said,The teacher addresses a student and asks him:\u201cHow many kidneys do we have?\u201d\u201cFour!,\u201d The backbencher student responds.Four? Haha.\u201dThe teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students\u2019 mistakes and demoralizing them.\u201cBring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room,\u201d the teacher orders a frontbencher.\u201d\u201cAnd for me a coffee!\u201d, the backbencher student added.The teacher was angry and kicked the student out of the room.Leaving the class, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher: \u201cYou asked me how many kidneys\u2018 we have.\u201d\u201cWe have four: two of mine and two of yours. \u2018We have\u2019 is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.\u201dLOL!!<\/p>\n<div class=\"684f6003e199ca137b09540a661b4c2d\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:0px 0 0px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<!-- Composite Start -->\r\n<div id=\"M940464ScriptRootC1583286\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script src=\"https:\/\/jsc.adskeeper.com\/k\/o\/kohajone.press.1583286.js\" async>\r\n<\/script>\r\n<!-- Composite End -->\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mother always told me,\u2018Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.\u2019he cops walked up to my car, \u2018Would you like&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5277,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5278,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5276\/revisions\/5278"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kohajone.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}