One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to her bedroom upon returning home. She can see four legs peeking out from under the cover.<\/p>\n
One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to her bedroom upon returning home. She notices that her spouse has two legs, yet there are four visible from under the blanket. She grabs a baseball bat and begins to strike the blanket as forcefully as she can.<\/p>\n
She heads to the kitchen for a drink after finishing. Her spouse is there, reading a magazine, as she walks in.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey sweetheart, I let your parents stay in our bedroom since they came to visit us,\u201d he says. Have you said hi?<\/p>\n