In what can only be described as the most “2023” move ever, Pittsburgh Steelers’ coach Mike Tomlin apparently made good on his earlier threats. Shortly after two of his players knelt during the national anthem, they were handed their walking papers. But in a whimsical twist, rumors abound that he’s considering two llamas as their replacements. Yes, you read that right: llamas.
Steelers’ star players, whose names are being withheld to protect them from the storm of llama memes heading their way, took a knee during the national anthem. Their intentions? To peacefully protest social injustice. Tomlin’s response? “I did warn them,” he shrugged at the post-game presser, a mischievous twinkle in his eye.

Just when you thought things couldn’t get more theatrical, enter Larry and Lulu, two llamas known for their agile moves at a local Pennsylvania farm’s annual football showdown. Word on the street is that Tomlin, in a light-hearted bid to cool off tensions and perhaps bring some levity to the situation, invited them for a “tryout.”

“It’s all about agility, whether you’ve got two legs or four,” Tomlin was overheard joking.

The player’s reactions were mixed. JuJu Smith-Schuster reportedly said, “Larry’s got some mad skills for a llama. Wouldn’t mind him on the team, to be honest.” Others were more wary, with one lineman grumbling, “I swear, if Larry tries to eat my playbook…”