RFK Jr.’s Running Mate Releases Hilarious Pro-Trump Ad

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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has decided to end his Independent bid for president and back Donald Trump, and now his running mate, Nicole Shanahan, has dropped a new ad that is also supportive of the former president.

The ad plays off of a ‘condition’ that supporters of the 45th president have used to describe the often over-the-top negative responses from political opponents directed at him — “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” or TDS.

Here’s a transcript of the ad:

Are you or your loved ones suffering from illnesses such as TDS, also known as Trump Derangement Syndrome? Do you dismiss or deny the current issues facing our country, such as historic inflation, illegal immigration, corporate corruption, World War Three escalations, and the chronic disease epidemic?

Are you willing to elect someone who was the least popular vice president in modern history and offers no policy or vision for America, simply because your brain keeps telling you, “Anyone but Trump.”

If so, you might be struggling from TDS.

Introducing Independence. Independence allows you the freedom to finally think independently once again. instead of believing everything you hear from the mainstream media, independence allows for constructive critical thinking.

“I used to hear people on the news say things like, ‘Donald Trump and the movement he has encouraged are a threat to democracy.’ And I instantly believed it! With independence, I now realize the media are run by the Democrat elite, who are a corrupt oligarchy who censor free speech, silence political opponents, support forever wars, and abandon democracy by anointing its candidates.”

Independence may not be for everyone. If you enjoy being lied to about your president’s cognitive abilities, support Orwellian totalitarianism, or are excited about communist fiscal policy, Independence may not be right for you.

Common side effects of Independence may include an awakening of rational thought, successfully identifying propaganda, freedom of choice, loss of hatred, anti-narcisistic behavior, and love of democracy.

“I used to blindly hate whoever my party was running against. I didn’t care about facts or policy, because I was hopelessly indoctrinated. With Independence, I’m much more interested in policies that uphold democracy and I truly care about the health of our country and its citizens.”

Ask your doctor if Independence is right for you! And enjoy your freedoms once again.

Trump’s running mate, Ohio Sen. JD Vance, believes that the embrace of former Democrat RFK Jr. and former Hawaii Democratic Rep. Tulsi Gabbard by himself and Trump shows that the GOP is now a truly diverse party.

“The president just got RFK’s endorsement, he just got Tulsi Gabbard’s endorsement, and on the other side he’s got Nikki Haley’s endorsement, he’s got Brian Kemp’s endorsement,” he said, the BBC reported. “He is the president of common sense in this country. People are sick of being lied to, and they’re sick of the craziness.”

He said that the former president and RFK Jr. have some “personal disagreements” but said “they’re both big enough to put the country over personal interests.”

He also spoke about the endorsement of Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp [R], who was feuding with the former president, and how he assisted in mending fences.

“I think people from across the political spectrum should take something from this — that Brian Kemp is willing to say… we are the big tent party, we stand for common sense and sanity, and we’ve got to kick that insane politician named Kamala Harris out of the White House.”

“I’m not going to convince you that you should change your mind on the president in the same way that I’m not going to convince the president that he should change his mind on you. But you guys agree on 90% of the things. You can put whatever personal differences aside,” he said of his conversation with the Georgia governor.

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